Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in a paper with a fire at one end and a fool at the other
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
Conference room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end Dictionary:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power
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