Electric Shocks

Girls are like electric current,


If you handle with care, they will light up your life.

But if mishandled, get ready for the shocks.

Neither-Nor

Teacher: Make a sentence using “neither-nor”.

Naughty boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses neither they are comfortable nor we are.

hahahahaha

Boy (on text): I love you.

Girl: haha

Boy: I will do anything for you.

Girl: hahahahaha

Boy: I won't live without you.

Girl: hahahahahahahahaha

Boy: I am going to send you $1000.

Girl: When???

Boy: hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha

Bomb Blast

A boy friend while going to another country promised her girl friend that he would write her a letter daily. In one year he wrote 365 letters. When he returned after one year, he was surprised to hear that her girl friend was married. He asked her whom she married. She simply replied, “The Postman”. (Blast for the boy).