Electric Shocks

Girls are like electric current,


If you handle with care, they will light up your life.

But if mishandled, get ready for the shocks.

Wish Well

A couple went to wish well.

Husband bent down, threw a coin and made a wish.

Wife bent down a little more and fell into the well.

Husband shouted: Oh God!!! It works.

Happy Couple

A couple never fought in 25 years.

A friend asked: How did you make it possible?

Husband: We went to Paris for our honeymoon, while horse  riding my wife's horse jumped and she fell down.
She got up and patted the horse's back and said "this is your first time."

After a while it happened again and my wife said "this is your second time."

When it happened third time, my wife took out the gun and shot the horse.

I shouted, "you psycho you killed the horse."

She gave me a grave like look and said, "this is your first time."

Natural Disasters

Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt,

Tsunamis to arise,

Hurricanes to sway around






                             And

no one teaches how to choose a wife.





 Natural disasters just happen.