Ghost

When someone touches you and you don't feel it, it's ignorance.

When someone touches you and you feel it, it's love.

When nobody touches you and still you feel it,

Run away buddy it's a Ghost!!!

Gravity Difference

Gravity on Earth is 9.8 m/s<sup>2

But</sup>

Gravity on bed at morning time is 999.8 m/s²

A Serious Doubt

If a poison has an expired date,


Then it is less poisonous or more poisonous???

Troubles

If one day we all are allowed to put our troubles on the table and exchange them; After a few moments, everyone would silently take his own and leave.

Newton or Pascal

Scientist were playing Hide and Seek, it was Einstein's turn to seek.

All the scientists went and hide except Newton who simply drew a square of one meter and stood inside it.

Einstein finished counting and spotted Newton. 

He screamed, “I found you Newton.”

Newton calmly replied, “You are wrong. I am Newton standing in a square of one meter which makes me Newton per square meter, which is equal to Pascal. Hence I am Pascal.”

“Go back and count again”

Woman Age

When a woman asks you to 

guess her age, it's like deciding 

whether to cut the Blue, Red or 

Green wire to diffuse a bomb.

Important

Good morning…………

Have you done two most important things after you woke up today?

1- Pray so that you may live  

2- Take a bath so that others may live too

I and My Bed

I and my bed are in a committed relationship.

I don’t know why this alarm clock is so jealous.

 

Axeman

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

Jane: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

Strange Truth

When we were little, we did not care about what to wear. Our parents used to dress us.

Looking back at our old pictures, it seems they did not care either.

Vacation

Vacations

Sometimes I think

Sometimes I think

Why do my eyes blink?

Why do I breathe?

And why have I teeth?

Sometimes I think

Why is my hair black?

Why not pink?

And why do I drink water?

Why not ink?

Funny Advantages of Smoking

A smoker can never become old. (He dies young)

The thieves can’t steel anything from a smoker’s house. (He sneezes and coughs all the night)

Robbery cannot occur in smoker’s house. (He has already sold everything)

The standard of living becomes high. (He is an addict and called JAHAZ (aeroplane) in Urdu)

The smoker is usually silent by nature. (He has cigarette in his mouth)

The smoker can never feel exhausted. (He lies in bed all the time)

Funny Truth

Truth

One sunny day in the middle of night, two dead boys got up to fight back to back. They faced each other, drew their sword and shot at each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, came there and shot the dead boys. If you don’t believe it’s true. Ask the blind man who saw it too!