Joker

One friend called another and said,

“Could you fax me your photograph urgently. Please, it is very urgent and quite serious.

  I am playing cards and we have misplaced the joker.”

Two Airheads

Two airheads were walking down the street.

One noticed a mirror on the side walk and picked it up.

He looked into the mirror and said, “Hmmm, the person looks familiar.”

The second airhead said, “Here, let me see.”

So the first airhead handed him the mirror.

The second one looked in the mirror and said, “You dummy, it’s me.”