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Tuesday, 7 August 2012

Modern Dictionary

University:

A place where couples meet

Classroom:

A place to sleep with open eyes

Examination:

A device which changes sweet dreams into nightmares

Library:

A silence zone to restore energy by glancing at colorful photo pages

Canteen:

A place to spend lavishly without money

Dean Office:

Where angels fear to tread

Discipline:

To turn yourself into a robot

Proctors:

Wolves in sheep’s clothing

2 comments:

  1. to much agreed about the last one... procters.. :P

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