Happy Couple

A couple never fought in 25 years.

A friend asked: How did you make it possible?

Husband: We went to Paris for our honeymoon, while horse  riding my wife's horse jumped and she fell down.
She got up and patted the horse's back and said "this is your first time."

After a while it happened again and my wife said "this is your second time."

When it happened third time, my wife took out the gun and shot the horse.

I shouted, "you psycho you killed the horse."

She gave me a grave like look and said, "this is your first time."